Witty Outtakes: Hollywood Edition

One of our favorite pastimes is going through the witty comments people leave in our surveys. And since it's award season, and this week started with the spectacle that is the Golden Globes, we thought it would be fitting to close out with a roundup of witty outtakes featuring stars from the big and small screen. Sadly, we don't know whether any came from the most recent Cecil B. DeMille Award winner herself, Jodie Foster (but we have our suspicions). Here they are in no particular order:

"I felt like I was in an episode of Curb Your Enthusiasm, with Larry David as our waiter"

 "It's your classic neighborhood karaoke dive bar: lots of regular people who didn't make the cut for American Idol."

"After eating here you know why Oprah couldn't keep the weight off."

"The only thing bigger than the steaks is the hair of the Real Housewives of Bensonhurst at the next table."

"In the words of Monty Python, 'run away; run away'."

"The Jersey Shore cast died and went to heaven; here lie their reincarnations."

"It's nice if shoulder pads and Dynasty were your thing."

As Tracy Morgan, an avid patron, would say, 'I want to take it to the back of the middle school and get it pregnant'."