Owner of NYC's Pizza Goat Arrested on Sexual Assault Charges

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Oh noes! The owner of NYC's beloved pizza goat (an Alpine Pygmy named Cocoa notorious for wandering around and eating pizza) has been arrested on charges of sexual assault. 51-year-old Cyrus Fakroddin of Summit, NJ, stands accused of assaulting a "physically and mentally incapacitated"19-year-old woman that he met at a Manhattan club and took back to his house. The woman claims she awoke hours later in the suspect's home house with no idea how she got there. The victim sought medical attention suspecting sexual abuse which led to Fakroddin's arrest. [via Gawker]