From Destination Pizzas:
"YOU SIT ON A THRONE OF LIES. How dare you claim to be enough of an insider to know about the Jug, only to turn your back on slices? You ought to be ashamed of yourself!"
- Anonymous
"Filling the salt and pepper shakers up to the absolute top - they're SHAKERS. If the salt or pepper don't have room to SHAKE, they do not work. Never fill a shaker more than 3/4 full."
-Anonymous
From the 8 Most Annoying Questions Asked in Restaurants:
From the 8 Most Annoying Questions Asked in Restaurants:
"Server: "Do you need change?" I just put down a twenty to pay for an $8 hamburger. Do I look like the kind of person who tips that way to impress himself?"
-Anonymous
"Today I ordered a glass of tap water (instead of my usual iced tea) and the server brought a glass that was so small I would have trouble rinsing my eyeball! I know that restaurants want to push high-income liquids, but what's up with the mini water glass?"
-Anonymous
"I don't buy the normal part of life argument...sorry. Urinating, making love, etc. are all a "normal part of life" but you don't do it in the middle of the restaurant. "Excuse me folks, mind if I breastfeed." "No, go right ahead, mind if I pee?" Bottom line: there are some standards and restaurant norms...get used to it!
-goodhikers