Service Week: Your Wittiest Outtakes!

We get lots of comments about service on our Restaurants Surveys - from sweet shout-outs to favorite waitresses to snipes at servers' appearance and work ethic. In honor of Service Week, we rounded up some of the wittiest outtakes from our recent surveys... click through the jump to read 'em all!

"Counter staff are zombies - it's Return of the Living Dead with sauerkraut and mustard."

"Service in the dining room is top notch, but at the bar, your corpse could rot for three hours before a server noticed."

"If the service had been any slower, my lunch would have become my dinner."

"Service definitely improves with the color of your AmEx card."

"Very cranky employees. I ordered a jerk chicken sandwich. They took the 'jerk' part literally."

"The waitstaff know everything about the ingredients of the entree, possibly including what the cow ate that morning and whether s/he was having good day or not!"

"If they could get you out any faster, you wouldn't get in."

"Good Lord, why are there 30 staff people communicating on headsets when there are only 10 customers in the house? That's pretense - or the Gap."

"I felt like I was in an episode of Curb Your Enthusiasm, with Larry David as my server."

"If I want to be disrespected and treated like dirt, I'll go to the DMV."

"Where rich people who like to be insulted by waitstaff go to drink beer."

"The server we had on our last visit must have been having a bad tattoo day, because she acted irritated with us from the start."